The Internet’s Most Deranged Resumes

Someone’s collected an all-star lineup of Completely Insane Resumes (that may be better than yours). Good for a lot of laughs (I usually try not to make resumes that would be great material for standup comics), and as a gallery of What Not to Do. My personal favorites: “REFERENCES UNAVAILABLE BECAUSE THEY WERE ALL BURNED UP IN A FIRE”…and this person:

 

I WILL WALK YOUR DOG Craigslist ad

Full of win. And highly educated bitterness.

 

 

 

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